I seem to be provoking people a lot lately: the scissors war with Caleb & Michael, the promised fight with Josi (the dress saved you this week, girl ), and now--now, Joseph!

As we all left class, he warned me to watch my back--he'd get me when I least expected it. [roll eyes] He started it!

Oooooh yeah, it's just so funny when he catches me off-guard and nearly gives me a heart attack. (I know I joke about dying young and beautiful, but I still have plenty of youth in front of me--I'm too young to die yet!!) So, he tried it again this week and I retaliated by trying to splash him. I missed (rats!). Then,he tried to splash me back--I couldn't let that go. A minute later, he sat down on the floor to change his shoes--he was also occupied in another conversation. Perfect. I grabbed someone's water bottle and doused him--then made my quick getaway. (Thank you, Josi, for holding my stuff so that I could make a quick getaway.) And now, Joseph has vowed revenge. SWEET! I love my job! (i.e. stirring up trouble)

Hmm, I wonder if Michael is coming next week. He promised to bring a bigger pair of scissors. Muahahahaha!